Beach Outing Schedule

Although Sentosa does not look even remotely close to the above picture, basic psychology explains that the above picture WILL make you picture Sentosa as such, and therefore, increase your chances of turning up.

EVERYBODY BRING SOME FOOD FOR PICNIC!

Anyway, here is the schedule:

11AM: Meet at VivoCity MRT.

11.15AM: Abandon the late-comers and proceed to Giant SuperMart

11:17AM: Abandon window-shoppers and toilet-travelers and reach Giant SuperMart

11:19AM: Abandon people who wait for the above abandoned people and have a lonely shopping venture at Giant SuperMart

11:25AM: Slit my wrist

(Travel back through time) 11:15AM: Purchase snacks, drinks, desserts, etc from Giant SuperMart

12PM: Have Brunch at VivoCity

1:30PM: Travel to Sentosaaa!

1:45PM: Get lost in Sentosa trying to find the place because I don't know where either.

2PM: Ask for directions.

2:15PM: Reach counter for Check-In

2:30PM: Put our luggage in the tiny room.

2:35PM: Prepare for Beach Outing (Chang into your bikinis, swimsuits, birthday suit, etc)

2:50PM: Proceed to Fort Siloso Beach (Or any one of those)

3:00PM: Do whatever we want. (Picnic, Beach Games, etc.)

6:00PM: [IF STILL HUNGRY] Dinner at the nearby Koufu, I think... Or was it Kopitiam.

7:00PM: Return back to chalet to wash-up together :D

10:00PM: After EVERYONE has washed up. Yes it takes that long.

8:15PM: Just kidding. After everyone has washed up, we'll play some night games. Everyone bring some board games. No monopoly or whatever standardized family games. More like novelty games.

10:00PM: Whoever Muslim needs to go home and whoever non-muslim chickens need to go home also, URGH GO HOME.

10:05PM: Farewell session and final attempts to convince people to stay.

10:10PM: Prank call Danny.

10:30PM: Hopefully you'd stop thinking about this schedule because only the meeting time is important.

11:PM: Stop reading, and have a sense of free will.

THANK YOU!

This is not a joke, btw. Most of it isn't, anyway.

See you there! :)